A bit about me

Hi! I'm Noortje, a Dutch person living in London. My hobbies include woodworking, penguengs, and misunderstimating things. I'm also a big burger fan, and I have a definitive answer regarding the placement of neckties on giraffes. Ask me abot it.

What people are saying

Noorje, wow, what a gal
One of my friends in a shop

Noortje is, like, the best
A colleague at work

FANTASTIC PRODUCT!! WILL BUY AGAIN!!1!
John Smith from вполнезаконныеотзывы.ru

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A cat on my keyboard

Me making a plant box

This is some of my finest work. Note the artfully parallel legs and creative use of both nails and screws.

Me holding big things

Here I am holding a giant diskette, a giant toothpick, and a giant italian tower.

Me sticking my tongue out

Please note the cool dragon stones (left) and mushroom helmet (right).

Noortje Hopman

Why hello there

A bit about me

What people are saying

A few images in no particular order

Me making a plant box

Me holding big things

Me sticking my tongue out

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